We were dressed in our paint-splattered, mud-covered allotment clothes, and when we were spotted smirking and chortling, hung our heads in shame, gazing into our laps….

“Oh!” said Siobhan, “these are my fancy jeans!”
Hysterical laughter ensued… Lisa was also wearing her Paul Smith jeans.
Both pairs having been purchased from said posh clothes shop!

So there we were, all evening, oblivious to our designer digging… you CAN be stylish on the allotment after all! Ahem……